Willow Avalon – Hypothetically Speaking ft. Kaitlin Butts

Willow Avalon – Hypothetically Speaking ft. Kaitlin Butts (Official Music Video)
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Lyrics:
Now let me tell you about my best friend
Well her name is Leanne
and she’s married to a dumb dumb man named Carl
Or she was that is

Hello?
Well, Carl started in with his same old shit all over again
Drunk as a skunk, yelling
and he started coming at me while I was frying his eggs in the kitchen
Oh Lord
And the only thing I had to save me was that cast iron skillet
That white tile ain’t so white anymore and he is face down on the kitchen floor
What?
And he ain’t moving
And I think he might be dead
Uh oh
And you’re the first person I thought to call

Hypothetically speaking
If you’re burying a body
Don’t you do it in your basement
cause that’s the first place they’ll check
They’ll suspect you’ve done it
So before you start running
Just dial my number
If you’ve got a little problem
Hypothetically speaking

Well now I did find a letter with a lipstick kiss on it from his secretary
Talking about how they’re in love and how they’re gonna run off together
Well that’s what you’re gonna say, cause it’s definitely what happened, so get your story straight

Hypothetically speaking
You’ll cut him into little pieces
I’m talking real little pieces
and then you feed ‚em to the gators
Those are nationally protected
And they can’t check the gators
For your dead husband
Right now he’s just missing

And that’s how it’s gonna stay
Now honey, I know he was an asshole
But that’s not what you’re gonna tell them
You’re gonna say that he was an angel
and how you miss him so

Hypothetically speaking
If you’re hiding a body
They’ll never ever find it
Put ‚em in a big barrel
And fill it full of acid
There’ll be nothing left at all
And then there won’t be nothing
For nobody to look for
Just some water in a barrel
from when the rain came through

Hypothetically speaking
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Now accidents, they sure do happen
Even though he had it coming
Well you know I’m always here for you baby
Hypothetically speaking

Poor Carl

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