The Dollheads – Burger King is Hiring

Video directed and produced by Kaesen Samson and Chase Cupo of Mad Rabbit Media

Audio recorded by Cody Leavitt of Asteroid M Recording, song released via Bottles to the Ground

Shout out to Veronika and Denis of the Omelet House for hosting us, to Chase (Pathogen) and JC for stealing the show, and to all our amazing friends who took the time to help make the video. Most of all want to thank johnsmythe6134 for the inspiration!

Lyrics

(Welcome to Burger King, can I please take your order?)

You’re a wannabe
Berate me from your mask, but no
You still can’t see
You’re drowning in all your shit talk

You stupid motherfucker,
Think you got your way?
I know you’re so obsessed with me,
My own paparazzi

Tell them all
You think I’m going nowhere,
But who’s gonna listen
To a dick who doesn’t wash their hair?

Tell me, tell me, tell me
That I’m a prissy, stuck up bitch
Tell me, tell me, tell me
What you will

Say I’m gonna be nothing
Say that, “Burger King is hiring!”
Type it up, take your shots, tell me,
“Burger King is hiring!”

You think it’s funny now,
Hope you got your laughs
But you’ll be there when I pull up
And ask you for a Whopper

In my eyes
Not so funny now that
You can’t hide,
You’re a coward from behind the screen

You think you’re such a smartass
But I’m climbing up the scene
I promise I’ll be nice
When I see you in the drive thru

Tell them all
You think that I’m so petty,
But I’m way too far
To waste time on your dumbass

Tell me, tell me, tell me,
I’m useless and I’m crazy,
But where’s my goddamn soda?

Say I’m gonna be nothing
Say that, “Burger King is hiring!”
Type it up, take your shots, tell me,
“Burger King is hiring!”

You think it’s funny now,
Hope you got your laughs
But you’ll be there when I pull up
And ask you for a Whopper

Gonna be nothing
Say that, “Burger King is hiring!”
Type it up, take your shots, tell me,
“Burger King is hiring!”

You think it’s funny now,
Hope you got your laughs
But you’ll be there when I pull up
And ask you for a Whopper and a drink

Can I get a medium chocolate shake with that, please?